jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
Just thought I should share this
Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.
The absolute truth. Both of these statements
if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way