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sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal


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repede:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.


*tries this at next house party*

The hell kind of game is this

repede:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

The hell kind of game is this


posted 1 day ago

If I know it was the right thing to do, then why do I feel so shitty about it?



tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.



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givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this


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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 



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Anonymous asked:
Vaccines aren't actually necessary. If you live a natural, healthy lifestyle free of chemicals, toxic food additives, and GMOs, your body will take care of diseases itself.

bemusedlybespectacled:

madlori:

woofwoofs:

cognitivedissonance:

andythanfiction:

Ah, right, like the way literally millions of people’s bodies “took care of themselves” back when everyone was eating 100% organic non-GMO everything and living totally “naturally.”

Death. The word you’re looking for as the reality behind your little euphemism is mass, often genocidal, pandemic, bodies-piled-in-the-streets for fucks sake look up smallpox or polio some time and see how long it takes you to start sobbing DEATH.  With a side of mutilation and life-long disability for the “lucky” ones. 

PS: If you really believe that all chemicals in food and medicine are evil and therefore a good excuse not to get yourself and your kids vaccinated, see how long you survive without Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Fuck this guy. I never knew my Aunt Sharon. My mom never knew her older sister Sharon. She died of polio before the vaccine was created. Healthy as a horse, then dies before she’s even ten. And fuck you if you think it’s because my grandparents didn’t feed her right or take care of her. They did everything they could, like millions of other parents, and she died anyhow.

India was just declared polio-free THIS WEEK. How the hell do you think that happened, unicorn farts and Whole Foods? No, the goddamn polio VACCINE.

Do us all a favor — if you choose not to vaccinate your children, keep them inside forever because they, and you, are a goddamn danger to those who can’t get vaccinated for health reasons or age.
VACCINATE EVERYONE WHO CAN BE VACCINATED.

I swear on all that is holy, I’m 100% done with anti-vaxxers. Your opinions are not based in science or reality, and therefore are not valid. They are fucking dangerous and causing outbreaks of potentially deadly diseases. If there were some way to criminally charge anti-vaxxers with reckless endangerment or manslaughter, I would support that completely.

Your hardheaded ignorance in the face of facts is KILLING PEOPLE.

/rant

Madagascar literally had an outbreak of bubonic and pneumonic plague and people are still like “WE DON’T NEED VACCINES” like shut the fuck up.

The United States has seen a FIVE HUNDRED PERCENT increase in whooping cough in the last few years BUT NO GO AHEAD AND EAT SOME FUCKING ORGANIC RASPBERRIES YOU’LL BE SUPER FINE.

YOUR BODY DOES NOT “TAKE CARE OF DISEASES ITSELF.”  Some of them can be nuked by your immune system.  SOME OF THEM CAN’T. People have been DYING OF DISEASES for as long as people have existed.  That is some fucked-up “the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” magical-thinking BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

SORRY NOTHING MAKES ME SHOUTIER THAN ANTI-VAXX BULLSHIT.

Ah yes, the Dark Ages, when everyone ate a healthy diet of organic, unprocessed foods and no one died of anything EXCEPT THEY DID. HORRIBLY. TO THE POINT THAT THEY WERE CONVINCED THAT THEY HAD DONE SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO WARRANT SUCH WIDESPREAD AND RAMPANT DEATH, FOR SURELY IT WAS THE WRATH OF GOD.


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themodifieddoll:

dmw1024:

chrissycostanza:

neworleans-unknown:

this-dick-is-not-for-sale:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

omg

Whats holding us back as humans

There’s just so much wrong with the last one it’s amazing. 

i feel like half of these were trolling and the other half never need to reproduce

The dark lords are testing me right now…


retiredjesus:

galaxaeh:

art!

this is what americas all about

retiredjesus:

galaxaeh:

art!

this is what americas all about


im-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

the pain is in everyone’s eyes