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posted 2 days ago with 8805 notes - via mis0neism - ©
" You kept calling me and pretty
and although I liked the sound of it
I didn’t want to hear it come out of your mouth
I wanted you to tell me you like the way
I never shut up about the things I care about
Or how I dreamt of a future
that was big and bold and daring
I need you to say that you loved the way
I smiled trying to contain my laughter
at dumb jokes on dumb shows
That the way I refuse to sleep in the dark
isn’t dumb or childish but rather smart.
That when I draw, the world slips away from me
and I’m immersed in my painting
trying to make sure ever line comes out
just how I imagined.
I don’t want to just be pretty.
I want to be something more
Tell me I’m everything in the universe,
I want you to see me for who I am. "
To be something more to you: Carol Shlyakhova(strong-but-breakable)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me


chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.



julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS


sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal


posted 1 week ago with 307983 notes - via lamiroirr - ©
repede:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.


*tries this at next house party*

The hell kind of game is this

repede:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

The hell kind of game is this


posted 1 week ago

If I know it was the right thing to do, then why do I feel so shitty about it?



tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.



posted 2 weeks ago with 99741 notes - via ariolla - ©
givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

givemeinternet:

The older I get the more I seem to understand this



posted 2 weeks ago with 99367 notes - via stilesxbutt - ©

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.