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Ask me anything   Hello there, my name is Sam and I'm 17. I live in New York, not the city, the state. This blog is completely random - a collection of things I like, find funny or cute, or just my thoughts at the moment.

So I’m trying to walk around the house with my new heels for ball, and I literally look like a newborn deer.

— 11 hours ago

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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phoenix-felicis:

themajorkey:

spastasmagoria:

pleadingthefilth:

janebennetworld:

livingonthedash:

I loved this show as a child.
It where much of my historical and literary knowledge comes from, to be honest.
:)

I was telling a professor once about watching this show when I was little. He said that he hoped his six year old son grew up to be as delightfully nerdy as I am. XD 

Wishbone was good and all but I am dying at this photo
dat paw

WISHBONE FOREVER. Wishbone was how I even got curious about reading the classics. I’d be far less literate without it’s reading suggestions as handed down by an adorable cosplaying dog

woooow, I feel old. I watched Wishbone with my daughter. D:

:’[ I miss Wishbone

phoenix-felicis:

themajorkey:

spastasmagoria:

pleadingthefilth:

janebennetworld:

livingonthedash:

I loved this show as a child.

It where much of my historical and literary knowledge comes from, to be honest.

:)

I was telling a professor once about watching this show when I was little. He said that he hoped his six year old son grew up to be as delightfully nerdy as I am. XD 

Wishbone was good and all but I am dying at this photo

dat paw

WISHBONE FOREVER. Wishbone was how I even got curious about reading the classics. I’d be far less literate without it’s reading suggestions as handed down by an adorable cosplaying dog

woooow, I feel old. I watched Wishbone with my daughter. D:

:’[ I miss Wishbone

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— 1 week ago with 371 notes