Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
the 3D on this thing is unreal
The ’50s were fucked up man.
*tries this at next house party*
The hell kind of game is this
If I know it was the right thing to do, then why do I feel so shitty about it?
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high.
Perfect couple is perfect.
Perfectly perfect perfection.
The older I get the more I seem to understand this
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.