I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their...– President Barack Obama (via elesheva)
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why
St. John’s..you’re really making it hard for me to say no. I have 4 more days to decide.. crap.
zooeyclairedeschanel: it’s actually mind-boggling that we can put a man on the moon and we can explore mars using a robot but my printer is a piece of shit
A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
troyandabed: do you know the spongebob episode where he becomes a waiter and forgets his name and inside his brain a bunch of little spongebobs are running around screaming with their arms in the air and the filing cabinets get knocked over and catch on fire and everything is chaos that’s in a nutshell what goes on in my head almost all of the time
taylor swift: hey i just met you
taylor swift: and this is crazy
taylor swift: but your name rhymes with a lot of stuff
taylor swift: so call me maybe
I hate when random people you don’t/barely know message you but then don’t know how to carry on a conversation. “Hey” “Hey what’s up?” “Nothing” …so this is why you decided to talk to a stranger. oh alright.
some people look really good in pictures but then not in real life some people look really good in real life and not in pictures i look really good behind a brick wall
wonka-bar: you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa
parcelhare: That awkward moment when you lock eyes with someone from across the room and you both realize you are obligated to have a pokemon battle.
I love holidays, I can eat whatever the hell I want without any guilt.
Brutal honesty hour:
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.