April 2012
55 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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“I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their...”
– President Barack Obama (via elesheva)
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
Apr 28th
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St. John’s..you’re really making it hard for me to say no. I have 4 more days to decide.. crap.
Apr 27th
zooeyclairedeschanel: it’s actually mind-boggling that we can put a man on the moon and we can explore mars using a robot but my printer is a piece of shit
Apr 26th
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A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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troyandabed: do you know the spongebob episode where he becomes a waiter and forgets his name and inside his brain a bunch of little spongebobs are running around screaming with their arms in the air and the filing cabinets get knocked over and catch on fire and everything is chaos that’s in a nutshell what goes on in my head almost all of the time
Apr 23rd
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taylor swift: hey i just met you
taylor swift: and this is crazy
taylor swift: but your name rhymes with a lot of stuff
taylor swift: so call me maybe
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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I hate when random people you don’t/barely know message you but then don’t know how to carry on a conversation. “Hey” “Hey what’s up?” “Nothing” …so this is why you decided to talk to a stranger. oh alright.
Apr 23rd
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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some people look really good in pictures but then not in real life some people look really good in real life and not in pictures i look really good behind a brick wall
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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wonka-bar: you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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parcelhare: That awkward moment when you lock eyes with someone from across the room and you both realize you are obligated to have a pokemon battle.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
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I love holidays, I can eat whatever the hell I want without any guilt.
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Brutal honesty hour:
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
Apr 8th
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