FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
So I’m trying to walk around the house with my new heels for ball, and I literally look like a newborn deer.
man-bro-bukkake-theater: ivanoooze: coagulates: right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side. they actually have their bibles open o…….k…. IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
republicansextips: acciodean: okay so I watch little bear regularly and #little bear is harnessed to a high branch in that tree waiting for nightfall and the cannon booms signaling the deaths of his friends
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
luthieneriol: faintheartednot: thewinchesterswagger: davestridersdirtydreams: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight and like if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you ran,...
darrenstotallyawesome: Sometimes, I look at the grammar of my Facebook friends and cry.
teacher: its time to watch a movie
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
fix-bayonets: I’d prefer a source, but no harm in reblogging anyways.
Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you...– Ralph Marston (via starscolliding)
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
That awkward moment when a 7 year old girl forces...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Dude, when I was your age, I forced my mom to buy me Pokemon cards.